Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
~Mean Girls
Tag Archives: quotes
Quote of the Day-Relationships
But, the relationships that I see work – As long as they’re telling the truth, and saying the things that you don’t ever want to have to say to another human being. ~Mark Ruffalo
Quote of the Day-Music
Music is everybody’s possession. It’s only publishers who think that people own it. ~John Lennon
Quote of the Day
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss ~Douglas Adams
Quote of the Day- Eminem
I’m stupid, I’m ugly, I’m dumb, I smell. Did I mention I’m stupid? ~Eminem
Quote of the Day- Moving on
If hes dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go. ~Unknown
Quote of the Day
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. ~Yogi Berra
