Favorite Quotes

• What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit.~Jacob Black (New Moon)
• Sorry. I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.~Jacob Black (Eclipse)
• Does my being half-naked bother you?~Jacob Black(Eclipse)
• Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard.~Jacob Black(Eclipse)
• Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky. ~Jacob Black (Breaking Dawn)
• What’s for breakfast? O negative or AB positive? ~Jacob Black (Breaking Dawn)
• Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much.*tries to hold out arms to show how much*~Max (Maximum Ride:Saving the world)
• You looove me. *holds out arms* You love me this much. ~Fang (Maximum Ride:Saving the World
• I came twice ~Cassie (My friend)
• You’re making me all wet ~Sarah (My sister) I usually have that affect ~Me
• You look delicious ~Alex (A guy that stalks Meagan) That’s what she said ~Me
• You do smell nice, I never noticed before ~Alice Cullen (Twilight)
• You’re only a senior once. Might as well document the experience. ~Alice Cullen (New Moon)
• How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto? ~Alice Cullen (New Moon)
• He was a fool to think you could survive alone. I’ve never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy. ~ Alice Cullen (New Moon)
• This hostage stuff is fun. ~Alice Cullen (Eclipse)
• What’s that suppose to mean?! ~Cat (Victorious)
• My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems. ~Cat (Victorious)
• I get nervous when my brother eats things that aren’t food. Seriously, I think he ate my charm bracelet. ~Cat (Victorious)
• Is it true that sweat and pee are like… cousins? ~Cat (Victorious)
• I said thank you, Catherine Obvious! ~Tori (Victorious)
• Do you know what cheerleaders have? …Pep ~Cat (Victorious)
• I like Japan. ‘Cept my brother got stabbed there once. It was an accident. He’s better now. Are buffalo nuggets spicy? ~Cat (Victorious)
• YEAH! We’re clapping because it’s over! ~Jade (Victorious)
• I love that they call this a catwalk. ~Cat (Victorious)
• Because my name is Cat, and look! I’m walking! [starts walking] Walkin’ on the catwalk. ~Cat (Victorious)
• If someone was pushed off this catwalk and landed on the floor really hard, do you think they’d live? ~ Jade (Victorious)
• hits her head with the red cubes on her hands) Bonk..bonk. Hey, this really works! It doesn’t hurt at all! (hits her head over and over again) Bonk, bonk, bonkity bonk bonk. Oh, (stands up) I’m cube fist man! Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk! (giggles) ~Cat (Victorious)
• My brother got shot by a clown. ~Cat (Victorious)
• Did I mention the clown was my cousin Jesse? ~Cat (Victorious)
• When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there
• Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
• I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it
• Goooood morning, Vietnam!
• Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?
• Aaaaawl-right-y-then
• Run, Forrest, run. Run, Forrest!
• You are a TOY! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear. You’re – you’re an action figure. You are a child’s plaything
• Show me the money!
• Mama says, ‘Stupid is as stupid does.
• Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. The fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. The fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. The sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. The seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight
• Want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says: ‘Why so serious?’ He comes at me with the knife – ‘Why so serious?!’ He sticks the blade in my mouth. ‘Let’s put a smile on that face!’ And why so serious?
• Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries!
• Can I just spray a little pam down there right before the baby comes out?